Dumb Sailormoon Rumors and Myths
Welcome to the first and original Dumb Rumors page. You might've come across dumb
rumor pages on other sites (many of which have comments, formats, or titles VERY
similar to ones I use), but the Sailor Senshi Page was the very first Sailormoon
webpage to have this section. It's probably also the longest rumors page on the
web as well. I mention this because this section makes my page special, I think,
and it was one of the most original ideas I've had... well, ever. (That and it
annoys me that other webpages have copied the idea, especially if they try to sound
like *they* created the idea with, "This is my most popular section! Please send
in more!")
The page, as you may note, contains a long list of ridiculous rumors and information
about Sailormoon found on various webpages, mailing lists, newsgroups,
personal accounts, et cetera. I did not make any of these rumors up, nor do
I believe any of them to be true. The text in Italics are my comments or whoever
else I attribute credit to; half the time I'm serious and trying to correct the info,
but the other half I'm mocking the rumors (and I try to make the sarcasm so
far-fetched that it's obvious.) If you have any questions because I'm not good at
sarcasm, please feel free to ask me about it.
I have received e-mails from people trying to somehow justify the rumors I have
listed here. I didn't make up these rumors, but I'm pretty sure most of them
apply to the anime. Please don't try to say, "But in the manga so and so happens"
or "If you think about it, it could be this way if you really stretch..." Please
also look through my website before e-mailing me. I've had a few people trying
to explain things to me that I already know and state on my webpage. However, if
you *know* that one of the rumors comes from a certain manga translation, dub
modification, or something similar, please do inform me of that because it helps.
I no longer accept submissions for the Dumb Rumors page. I think there's enough
material here already, and I don't know what else anyone can come up with that
hasn't been said already.
The Rumors
ChibiChibi is Rini/Chibi-usa's daughter.
ChibiChibi is Serena/Usagi and Seiya's daughter from an alternate
universe.
ChibiChibi is Princess Kakyuu.
ChibiChibi is Diana in human form.
ChibiChibi is Princess Kakyuu's daughter.
Galaxia is Princess Kakyuu.
The Starlights are a band of sisters who turn into guys. In the
anime, they're originally females from Kinmoku who take the form of men
on Earth that revert to their female forms when they transform. In the
manga, they're always female.
Haruka/Alex/Erica and Michiru/Michelle are lesbians who have a kid
named Hotaru/Helen/Christine together. Explain to me how two girls
can have a kid together by sexual intercourse.
Hotaru was kidnapped by Tomoe at birth and was physically abused by
him. Tomoe's her legitimate father.
Makoto/Lita is a lesbian/bisexual. She isn't.
Minako/Mina and Rei/Raye are lesbians together. This is due to
a manga misinterpretation.
Haruka and Michiru are 'just friends.' Don't make me laugh at
explaining this one.
DIC only made 'small' changes/edits to Sailor Moon. See episodes
45 and 46 in Japanese and compare it with Day of Destiny from the dub.
There are more/less than 5 seasons of Sailormoon. There are five
and only five seasons.
The last season of Sailormoon is called Sailormoon Super Stars, Sailormoon
Stars, or Sailormoon Eternal. It's called Sailormoon SailorStars.
Haruka is a guy who turns into a girl. No, she's only a girl.
Haruka is 18 in SailorStars or S. She's 15 in S, 16 in SailorStars.
Sailor Moon and the scouts are from California. Try Japan.
Sailor V is from France. In the anime, Sailor V fought in England.
France was never mentioned at all, though in one of the foreign dubs,
she was from France.
That's the Eiffel Tower in SM. It's the Tokyo Tower.
DIC created Sailor Moon. Takeuchi Naoko created it, not a North
American company.
Death Ribbon Revolution can destroy the world. It can't, it's only
in the SuperS fighting video game, and there it is simply a normal attack
(or else it's just "Reborn" and not "Ribbon", I'm not sure, I'm relying
on others' knowledge).
SuperS stands for 'SuperStars,' 'SuperSix,' 'SuperSenshi,' et cetera.
It simply stands for SuperS, as in more than one Super.
Haruka's "Space Sword Blaster" is "Crystal Attack," and Michiru's
"Submarine Reflection" is "Aqua Mirror Reflector." You know, it's
pretty hard to imagine where the heck these bad attack names came from,
other than "Crystal Attack" from a bad VKLL sub.
Haruka, Setsuna, and Hotaru in the Stars anime use "Planet Crystal
Power, Make-Up" to transform. No, they don't. Only Michiru ever
says it, and that's in her SailorStars single CD, not in the anime.
The other three Outer Senshi never use that phrase in the anime either.
In English, Haruka's name is Alex/Erica, Michiru's is Michelle, Setsuna's
is Sharon/Susan, and Hotaru's is Victoria/Christine. Haruka's name
in the dub is "Amara" and her doll name is "Corrin". Setsuna's name
is "Trista", and Hotaru's name is "Hotaru."
Diana is Artemis and Luna's ADOPTED daughter. Um, yeah, right...
They just *happened* to adopt another talking cat that has a human form
and a crescent moon on her forehead and belongs to the same royal family.
Princess Kakyuu And Yaten are married. Erk, no... I don't know
where that ever came from...
Chaos is really the truly evil side of Sailor Moon. Sailormoon
doesn't *have* an evil side.
There are 800 Sailormoon episodes. There are 200 and only 200 episodes.
Michiru is not involved with Haruka, but Haruka is in love with her,
and Michiru has to shove her away. Okay, that's saying that all
their little 'talks' and obviously couple scenes are totally irrelevant.
The Starlights became guys to get girlfriends. No, they become guys
to find their princess, Princess Kakyuu.
Chibi-Moon can use her Luna P to turn into other people including Senshi
and use other Senshi attacks. I wonder if *that's* how she and Mamoru...
Yeah, right. If she could do that, she wouldn't be so pathetic with her
Pink Sugar Heart Attack, she'd blow people away with her World Shaking.
Haruka is the only male scout/senshi. Maybe in France but not in
the original Japanese anime and manga. First, she's not male, and second,
the Three Lights are male in Earth form in the anime.
Ami and Rei are lesbian lovers. I thought the pairings were Minako
and Rei, Rei and Usagi, or Makoto and any other girl? New one. Anyway,
no, all the senshi are heterosexual except for Haruka and Michiru.
There's a new season called Chibi Moon, all about Chibimoon in the
future. There isn't one, dearies.
Sailormoon is mentally retarded. She's not very stable or bright,
but she's a very long shot away from retarded.
Sailorsaturn is the oldest of the senshi. That title is given to
Pu, Sailorpluto.
There is a Sailor Diana who is the human form of that ADORABLE kitty.
There is no SailorDiana, in either the anime or the manga.
Sailor V is really Sailor JUPITER before she met up with the senshi.
The V stands for Venus as explained in the Sailor V manga.
Hotaru is Haruka (whom she calls Seiya) and Michiru's daughter.
I addressed this already, except for the Seiya statement, which I think
is really, really weird. X_x Haruka is Sailoruranus, Seiya is
SailorStarfighter.
Mistress Nine is Hotaru's evil older sister. Mistress Nine is
the entity that possesses Hotaru's body.
Uranus and Neptune have a child together (not Hotaru). Yeah. Right.
ChibiUsa is Princess Kakyuu. Wait a minute here... If she's
Usagi's kid, and she's Princess Lady Serenity in the future, how can she
be the long lost red haired princess of the Starlights with a
non-crescent moon on her forehead?
The Starlights are manly looking women who grow big boobs when they
transform. I can't believe anyone actually said this like
that. How lame.
There is a real Sailor Earth. Not unless there's some unknown lost
season of Sailormoon, there isn't. Mamoru represents Earth, and I think
some people have been reading too many fanfics and that there are
way too many fanfic based webpages.
Pluto and Endymion had a love affair. I don't think so. Pluto,
in the manga, *might* have had a secret love for King Endymion, but she
sure as heck didn't have an affair with him.
The end of the whole SM manga is that the whole story, all of SM, is
Usagi's dream. Gotta be some really long dream... That'd be a dumb
ending, actually.
Tigerseye is the reincarnation of Nephrite. I'm sure he is, that's
what happens to *all* Sailormoon anime villains, they are reincarnated...
I mean, ChibiChibi's the reincarnation of Queen Beryl, Diana's the
reincarnation of the evil SailorEarth, and CereCere is the reincarnation
of Bob.
The Starlights are searching for Sailor Moon. Princess Kakyuu, not
Moon.
Seiya is the son of Yaten and Sailor Star Maker. Ewwww.
Seiya is Tuxedo Mask. Augh, you mean Tuxedo Kamen's a woman?
Yaten is Elios. And Yaten's a flying horse?
Haruka is Yaten's twin *brother.* Haruka's related to a flying
horse?
Hotaru is Setsuna's little sister. Setsuna and Hotaru aren't
related.
Reeny is Serena's mother. You know, I'm my own grandmother too.
Reeny is Princess Kakyuu. Beeeep. Try again.
All the technicolor-haired senshi (including Reeny) belong to a cult.
Cult? What cult? The Moonies?
Bunny's name in Japanase is Uranai Sukino. Yeah. Sure it is.
Aruka hates Bunny, and usually Bunny get's on Aruka's nerves.
First off, it's "Haruka," and Haruka doesn't hate Usagi. She's very
kind and flirtatious with Usagi actually.
Hotaru inherited some strange dark power from her father. You mean
deities invading a person's soul is genetic? Cool.
Michiru wants Aruka to find a boyfriend. Yeah, Michiru's just
Haruka's lover temporarily until Haruka can find herself a man.
Ami's IQ is of 5000. I didn't even think you could reach 300...
Susana (Setsuna) was thrown out of the Time World. Okay...
Neflyte is kewl and drinks Coke. No fair! No Coke advertising!
We Pepsi Drinkers of the world protest.
Ami was in love with Mamoru like a long time ago but she failed a
test and couldn't be with him. Failed the test of love, maybe?
Poor Urawa... Ami's a two-timer!
Reenie/Reeny/Rini is Sailor Renie Moon. No, she's Sailor
SuperDuperTiniWeenieVerticallyChallengedMoon! Though... the Irwin toys
call her "Rini" when she's clearly Chibimoon.
Haruka is in love with Taiki. I certainly hope not. That's
disturbing to think about.
Sailor Cosmos in the manga is actually Yaten. Whooo. Someone
else who doesn't read the manga. Hmm, too bad you don't even have to
read the manga to get this one. Cosmos is actually ChibiChibi
by the way.
Haruka can change from a guy into a girl whenever he wants. Hey,
that's an insult to Haruka-sama! Comparing her to the Three Lights?
The Kou brothers wear wigs. Must be pretty heavy wigs. (I always
thought Taiki was balding...)
Galaxia is Mimete reincarnated. Nah, that's Iron Mouse who Mimete
is reincarnated into. But you're on the right track! Galaxia's Bob's
sister, Bobbette's, reincarnation.
Princess Kakyuu is actually Princess Selenity's sister, but she was
kicked out of the Moon Kingdom. Yah, I mean, you can see the
resemblence and all that, right down to the crescent moons on their
foreheads-
Minako and Artemis has are lovers. Ewww.
Luna and Artemis, when they're are human, in an episode, are turned
into bad guys; Luna is Zoicite, and Artemis is Jadeite. Yeah. Just
maybe.
Mistress9 is Saturn's mom. And what a mother she is.
Hotaru and Chibi-usa are "more than just friends." That's really
really really sick, something I don't need to think about, something
some of you perverted fanfic writers need to stop fantasizing about.
Naru is really Sailor Earth in disguise, but she just don't want to
admit it because of this really long story about her not wanting to
hurt her friends and her being the princess of Earth or something.
There's no possible way. I mean, she's not even named Terra or
anything!
Haruka and Michiru aren't lesbians because in reality, Sailor Uranus
had a twin brother who loved Sailor Neptune and some really weird story
about their past. This BS, my friends, was concocted by those
wonderful Moonies at SOS. If you don't believe me, go visit their page,
it's on the dang thing in some form...
Chibichibi is Naru. I thought Naru was Sailor Earth a few minutes
ago...
Pluto's attack is "Yaga Scream." What the heck is a "yaga?"
SailorMoonX is the name of the new season that stars Chibimoon.
Any relation to SailorMoon H?
Uranus and Neptune got married and had Saturn and Chibi-Chibi. I'm
sure they did, and they are also the real parents of Usagi, Rei, Ami,
Mako, Minako, and Setsuna too.
Hotaru (Sailorsaturn) is SailorStarHealer (Yaten) since she can heal
other people. I'll only point out that Starhealer doesn't heal
anything.
Hotaru is really a Negaverse Villan in disguise. Yeah, she's really
Earth/Naru/ChibiChibi. Hotaru is never "disguised", she's just unknowingly
possessed, and that's by Mistress9, not a "Negaverse" villain.
The Sailor Senshi used to be evil and work with the Negaverse. Until
the Good Fairy came down and said, "Little bunny foo foo I don't want to
see you doing scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the heads,"
and they turned good.
Chibichibi is 400. How does she keep that youthful
complexion?
The Starlights are Outer Senshi. Someone stop me from murdering
whoever said this!
Chibichibi is one of the Outer Senshi. I know we all want
to be Outer Senshi but...
Chibiusa is nicknamed Pink Lady. Small Lady is the name that everyone
in the future calls her. Pink Lady is part of her manga attack phrase.
Minako's last name is Amo. Amo?
Serena is actually Serenity, but she just tells everyone it's Serena
so she doesn't have to explain it. That's really smart.
The Amazoness Quartet and the Amazon Trio were the original Inner and
Starlights before Seyia, Yaten, Taoki, Usagi, Ami, Rei, Makoto and Minako
showed up. Well, yah, the Trio crossdresses and the Lights are
transsexuals... Blah, the Trio members are really animals with human
forms, the Quartet lived in the amazon, and none of them are senshi or
will be (unless you count the quartet in the manga, and then they're
senshi in the future).
Neherenia is Mamoru's sister. Yup, and Neherenia's SailorEarth
too, and she has this really spiffy henshin after she shouts, "Earth
Crystal Power Make-Up!" and her fuku's black and grey...
Sailormoon and her daughter, Chibichibimoon, are in a lesbian
relationship. Bwahahaha!
Sailorvenus is the true ruler of the Moon Kingdom, Queen Serenity,
but she gave it up to Sailormoon because she wanted to pursue archery.
What the hey? So when Queen Serenity and Venus are hanging around
together, they're like... the same people. And this Queen Venus lady
decides to give up her all powerful throne where she's virtually
controlling most of the galaxy just because she wants to learn how to
shoot arrows through apples?
Sailormars is from Cuba. Aren't we all?
There are 400 hidden episode in which Usagi admits to being bisexual,
gets pregnant, admits to being a lover with Minako, and then is murdered
by the ghost of Queen Beryl. Usagi's been a busy gal, though one
wonders how Minako got her pregnant.
Makoto and Ami are really lesbians. They hide their relationship
very well by pretending that they're actually heterosexual. They
even chase guys to throw everyone off their tracks! Those sly
devils...
Sailorpluto is really Queen Serenity, but she hides her identity to
avoid confronting Sailormoon. Egads! So that means that Sailorvenus
is really Sailorpluto who is really Queen Serenity and they're all the
mother of Sailormoon.
All the Senshi can turn into males, and they do in missing episodes
to pursue heterosexual relationships with each other. What's with
these missing episodes? How'd they get lost and end up in the people
who make up these rumor's houses? Do they fly there? Hitchhike? I
don't get it.
Usagi and Rei are actually lovers, and the only reason Usagi married
Mamoru was to fulfill her duties as the Queen of Crystal Tokyo.
Someone's been reading a bit too much Rabies, me thinks.
Chibi-usa is in love with ChibiChibi. But ChibiChibi's just sooooo
cuuuute...
Sailor Chibimoon is from the Negaverse. Negaverse Smegaverse.
Even Yamhead doesn't hail from NASM-badly-named villain groups.
Starhealer is in love with Starmaker. I always thought it was fishy
the way they never looked at other girls that much...
Hotaru is Mistress 9 AND Master Pharaoh 90. Look, Mom! I can be
two people at once! Just like Queen Serenity/Pluto/Venus!
Hotaru is originally (born) evil and turned good, not the other way
around. 'Fraid not. Hotaru's born good, becomes possessed (evil),
dies, and is reborn good... Unless you believe we're born with a clean
slate, or if we're born inherently wicked. There's philosophy for you.
Sailor Venus's parents died in England and that's why Mina(ko) became
Sailor V. Minako's parents are alive and well; that's kind of why
one of her problems is her mom (and the police).
The Starlights/Three Lights are brothers. No, they're not. I
belive Takeuchi-san herself said they weren't. But the whole "Is Kou
their first names or last names?" debate is too complicated to go into.
The Amazon Trio are brothers. Like the person who sent me this
rumor said, how can a fish, a hawk, and a tiger be brothers?
Haruka and Usagi are in love in the manga. They aren't. Haruka
loves Usagi as she loves her princess; Usagi loves Haruka like she
loves all of her friends.
Elios and Chibiusa got married in the future. Hasn't ever been
established.
Tuxedo Kamen is one of the Inner Senshi. Does he look like he
runs around in a short skirt?
Haruka is a hermaphrodite in the manga. She's always been a girl,
and one of her distinguishing characteristics isn't that she has the
sex organs of both genders. Also, Takeuchi-san said that only females
can be senshi, and that's why she was upset when the anime turned the
Starlights into transsexuals. That directly suggests that Haruka can
only be female, and the line in the manga that says that Haruka is a
senshi of both genders, male and female, is meant to be taken symbolicly,
not literally.
The Silver Millennium is a time period that occurred 1000 years ago.
This is true for the dub only. The Silver Millennium is a place,
actually, and as far as I know, it never said in the original anime or
manga when it occurred, just sometime in the past. If it did say in
the original anime or manga when the Silver Millennium existed, feel
free to correct this with proof. :> I still don't know why you would
name a place using "Millennium," but whatever. :)
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